There should be no place in the web for “jejemons”
You might be wondering what the heck is a “jejemon”. Initially, I thought it was those people who often type “hehehe” as “jejeje” accidentally because they’re typing too fast without looking at the keyboard. Turns out it goes much deeper than that.
Here’s a nice description of what a jejemon is according to Urban Dictionary.
Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance.
I couldn’t think of any way to describe it more aptly than that.
In my limited knowledge of “jolog-lore”, I believe that the father of the jejemons is “Lil Zuplado” and the mother would probably be “Lhady Malditah”. Observe the bio that propeleld Lil Zuploado to internet jologs stardom.
Gaahh!! This is worse than l33t-speak. You can easily get an aneurism reading that. Gay linggo, I can tolerate and even get amused from it but this jeje-speak is ridiculous. It’s the most extreme to being a jolog that a person can get and it’s very irritating.
They can rule the Friendster and Multiply-land but please stay away from Facebook or Tumblr which I think is already too late because Lil Zuplado already has a Facebook Fan Page. Go ahead search for it if you have nothing else better to do.
And if you want to annoy the hell out of someone with some jeje-speak, check out Jejemon.com to help you translate your normal speak.
Got to kill ‘em all Jejemons! Even presidential candidate Gibo Teodoro has something to say to them Jejemons.
And there’s also the jejemons’ candidate, Jejemon Binay. Hahaha!
Oh well, I think that “jejemons” are already part of our urban culture. I just hope it will die a quick death. If you’re insane and can’t get enough of Lil Zuplado and Lhady Malditah check out their own page in Facebuko. Hehehe.